Tiger Putting

Recent reports suggest Wood's discrete drinking of vodka in Aquafina water bottles has helped "Tiger Putting"

(Picture from ESPN's website)

~ J-Dub

"Upgrade" in Cambodia

I'm overseeing the "upgrade" of wireless internet right now. Whenever the word "upgrade" is used I now reach for the closest bottle of booze to numb the pain inherent in the indelible true nature of "upgrade," which is "your shit will be fucked up for at least 2 weeks, and hopefully after all the fucking around it will be better than if we hadn't touched it in the first place."
~ J-Dub