Sunday, August 20, 2006

Three Tomatoes were walking down the street.... Catch Up!

Bear mowed the lawn today. This of importance because he chooses to mow the lawn himself instead of paying the 100 baht to hire a gardener once a week. J-dub gives a nod to Bear, but still thinks it's worth hiring a gardener.

J-Dub can kick a bag full of packed saw dust really hard now. Watch out for his jab high, low, low, upper, hook combo. Kick boxing is awesome.

Our five bananna trees still aren't producing fruit.

The movie Layer Cake is awesome.

J-Dub hate pigeons, or the rats of the sky as some refer to them, and we have loads who perch outside our office windows. Yesderday Bear bought a pellet gun (they go for 250 baht on the streets of BKK) to shoot said pigeons. Now Bear carries the pellet gun around with him everywhere he goes around the house.

Getting a ride back to our house late on Friday night from a club downtown, we told the taxi driver in Thai to drive us to our house on Chareon Krung Road, perhaps a 20 minute ride. After 40 minutes on the highway, we asked him again, and with a stunned look he said, "Ohhhh." We were headed to the new BKK airport in the opposite direction. So he turned around and headed back in the right direction. The total trip took an hour and a half. This has never happened before.

The fifth season of The Sopranos kicks ass.

The Economist also kicks ass.

Our tropical fish now have a new home inside our house. They were previously enjoying the heat on the sun-baked porch for two months.

Bear now has a power converter for his body hair trimmer. Now he no longer has to deal with braiding his mangroves of coconuts.

Bubba Brandon kicked the shit of a Thai guy in his second professional Cambodian kick boxing fight. We wish to learn the secrets of Bubba.

Our neighbor walked into our house unannounced, holding two plates of fried rice. This has happened about 6 times since we moved in.

Our neighbor forces us to let her do our laundry. She demands we give her our laundry, and she has her maid wash it and iron it. She refuses when we ask to pay for her services.

Tomorrow J-dub goes to Laos. Pray that all on Laos Airlines make a safe voyage.

~ J-Dub and Bear

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