They call him Blizz

So Bear now is referring to himself as "The Blizz." I'm not sure where this came from, and I'm sure he will blow more wind about it than the calm side of a duck's ass, but I'm pretty sure it has to do with the fact that a girl commented on his pale skin by calling him "casper." I would defend such a comment except for the fact that it's a raw freak of nature to see such an Irish lad could be so white despite the fact that he lives in a tropical climate.

We're putting a punching bag in the backyard to do a wee bit of Muay Thai training, and I think the "casper" comment forced Bear into a state of utter frenzy.

Going through Bear's mind, "Fuck yeah I'm white. Fuck yeah I'm gonna fuck some shit up. Call me the Fuckin' White Blizzard!" [FN1]

This then got shortened to "The Blizz". It reminds of when Johnny D [FN2] decided that he wanted to be called "T-Bone". I distinctly remember the Puma launching into in a magnificent diatrible against people giving themselves their own nicknames. We'll see if "The Blizz" sticks. For now we have a note written on our white board that says, "Things to Get: Hammack Stand, Liquid Blizz Recepticals". I think the latter refers to blowjobs.

[FN1] Bear's anger has been much better in the last week.
[FN2] Johnny D and Bear resemble each other in remarkable ways. Very, very strange how similar, in fact.

~ J-Dub