Where did Bear go?

Perhaps the fact that Bear hasn't posted in the last, uh..., like 4 months is due to the fact that he's been too busy posing for Abercrombie.

"It was during my first time in the 2nd grade, I caught my reflection in a spoon while eating my cereal, and I remember thinking, 'Wow, you are ridiculously good-looking. Maybe you can do that for a career.'" - Zoolander