Crazy Maybe, but Not Saddam

Mel Gibson has recently been accused of being Saddam Hussein. While the resemblance is striking and they are both very hairy dudes, the matter had to be settled for once and for all. Cali Thais have researched deeper into this claim and have concluded after careful DNA analysis, retinal scans, dental records, a long string of alibies, and psychological examination that Mel Gibson is, infact, not Saddam Hussein.

Unfortunately, this doesn't clear him of being a bit crazy. It seems that he has developed a taste for dead languages - and not just the typical ones like Latin (by the way, Dubb speaks Latin... way to go buddy). I'm talking the obscure, off the wall languages that no one understands. Take the Passion of Christ, for example. Anyone in the audience understand what they are saying? Nope. Well, he is at it again with an ancient Mayan dialect. Why, one might ask, does he want to direct yet another movie that must be read rather than heard? Who knows.. Next question: why is Mel donating the movie set to Mexico when he is finished? Do they really need a bunch of two-walled house facades and a giant painted styrofoam Mayan pyramid? I thought the original stone version was nice Mel, but if you think yours is better. . . go get'em tiger.

~Bear