Ladies, Ladies...

Your needlessly deprived years of "physiologically based sexual dysfunction" will all but be restored when the new wonder sniff drug of PT-141 arrives at your local pharmacy. As the Daily Times of Pakistan reports, "Equal-opportunity sex drug just a sniff away."

Don't worry, both Bear and J-Dub are available. And Yes, they will make your dreams come true. Not because they are used to sniffing substances up their noses and fucking like a Rick James Disco Party, but because they believe in science and think no woman should be deprived of sexual enlightment.

Renter the 80's stage left....

.... and please, no monkeys ladies and gentlemen.