A Letter to all the Dudes at the Gym
Dear Fat Dudes Working Out in Speedos,
For the love of all things decent, can you please stop wearing speedos when you workout in a public gym. There is no justifiable reason to wear a speedo when working out. No on 'looks good' working out in a speedo. Even those body-builder dudes in the posters on the walls, whom perhaps you are failing to imitate, don't look good in speedos. The gym is isn't your own personal rec room, and we are not at the beach. Even David Hasselhoff would condemn how your undulating jiggle rolls when you lean over and grunt to pick up your 10 pound dumbbells.
Would it really kill you put on some shorts and a T-Shirt? After you leave the last piece of equipment, others have to use it, and wearing some extra clothes would prevent speedo-ass imprints on the equipment. You see, your speedo doesn't wick up 100% of the perspiration you expire, and frankly I don't like to use a bench knowing it was just abused by your speedo-ass.
I would also like to point out that the gym is a place to work out, and not your living room where you can lounge around and watch terrible Chinese soap operas at maximum volume. Could you please turn down the TV and start exercising your huge gut away? My iPod can only go so loud before my ears start to bleed bleed.
Thank you,
J-Dub
For the love of all things decent, can you please stop wearing speedos when you workout in a public gym. There is no justifiable reason to wear a speedo when working out. No on 'looks good' working out in a speedo. Even those body-builder dudes in the posters on the walls, whom perhaps you are failing to imitate, don't look good in speedos. The gym is isn't your own personal rec room, and we are not at the beach. Even David Hasselhoff would condemn how your undulating jiggle rolls when you lean over and grunt to pick up your 10 pound dumbbells.
Would it really kill you put on some shorts and a T-Shirt? After you leave the last piece of equipment, others have to use it, and wearing some extra clothes would prevent speedo-ass imprints on the equipment. You see, your speedo doesn't wick up 100% of the perspiration you expire, and frankly I don't like to use a bench knowing it was just abused by your speedo-ass.
I would also like to point out that the gym is a place to work out, and not your living room where you can lounge around and watch terrible Chinese soap operas at maximum volume. Could you please turn down the TV and start exercising your huge gut away? My iPod can only go so loud before my ears start to bleed bleed.
Thank you,
J-Dub
posted by Cali Thais at
5:45 AM
5 Comments:
Gross...Are all the gyms like that? And if the guys are in speedos, are the women in bikinis? :)
Yes, it's not cool. I should take pictures to show you just how bad it is... but that would be too weird, and I don't really want those kind of pictures on my camera or computer! .... I wish the women were in bikinis... maybe I should look into another gym....
I would like to annotate J Dubs rant with some concerns I have about another objectionable gym practice. Namely the frequency in elite US clubs of old naked men wondering about with a towel over the shoulder rather than around the waist and then sitting in the fine leather club chair. For God's sake man at least wrap it around your waist. We'd rather not have to discuss the latest sexy deal or takeover with your balls two inchs from our nose. And it would be nice to sit in the club chairs without having to contemplate the ball sweat that you deposited three minutes ago. Just wrap up the goods please.
Texas Phil
Wow, that definitely takes the cake... On fine leather chairs too... Where is the justice?
Sheer class! I cant stop laughing!
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