A Mugging in Bangkok

Lately there have been an increase in reports of muggings and kidnappings in Bangkok. Your very own correspondent was recently a victim of such brutality at the hands of the infamous "Beer Monster," pictured at left.

My tramatic experience is outlined below. I was:

• Held against my will
• Wasn't allowed to eat food
  
• Instead, forced to drink excessively
• Humiliated by being forced to dance in public
  
• Brain washed to believe that certain members of the opposite sex were more attractive and interesting than reality would prove
• Had my sleep stollen from me
• Had a pounding head ache the next day - leading me to believe I was also physically beaten as well
  
• Had large sums of money stollen from my wallet without my knowledge
  

If you've experienced some or all of these, then you too may have been a victim of the Beer Monster. I hope that this will serve as a reminder to all of us the importance of being vigilant after the sun goes down, as the Beer Monster can strike anywhere, any time.

~Bear