Dude in speedo: Why do you wear the dress?
J-Dub: Excuse me?
Dude in speedo points to J-Dub's tank top.
Dude in speedo: Why do you wear the dress?
J-Dub: I wear the shirt because in America it is respectful to wear the shirt while exercising.
Dude in speedo: Ok! Ok! Yeah! Sorry!
Dude in speedo stops watching Chinese Cartoon and leaves. 2 other fat dudes in speedos enter the gym and start working out.
I really wish I signed up for a month membership at a different gym.
Man I thought that wee story was going to end slightly different..
ReplyDeleteI mean working out in Speedos and two fat guys walking in... Sounds sweaty!