After posting that, I think I should admit, that I respect Dick Cheney and his rhetorical style, think he actually does look out for the National interest, but shit... All I'm saying is, I wouldn't go hunting with the man. ~ J-Dub
I disagree. I think he'll claim your hiding WMD's, then blast your ass, and admit "damn, guess he wasn't pocketing nukes after all" - once they've pulled all the led from your corpse, of course. ~Bear
i would go hunting with him, dressed as a cute little bunny then when he wasnt expecting it, i would use my superhuman strength to take him down, sedate him, and kill him... At this point i may or may not make love to him... then i would hop away...unseen. stephy
It's good that you made sure to apologize to Cheney and his rhetorical sytle after lampooning his hunting deficiencies. You were dangerously close to making your 80% liberal readership pleasantly surprised. Now, if you'll excuse, I'm going to wet my bed.
After posting that, I think I should admit, that I respect Dick Cheney and his rhetorical style, think he actually does look out for the National interest, but shit... All I'm saying is, I wouldn't go hunting with the man. ~ J-Dub
ReplyDeleteI disagree. I think he'll claim your hiding WMD's, then blast your ass, and admit "damn, guess he wasn't pocketing nukes after all" - once they've pulled all the led from your corpse, of course.
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That's exactly why I wouldn't go hunting with him.
ReplyDeletei would go hunting with him, dressed as a cute little bunny then when he wasnt expecting it, i would use my superhuman strength to take him down, sedate him, and kill him... At this point i may or may not make love to him... then i would hop away...unseen.
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It's good that you made sure to apologize to Cheney and his rhetorical sytle after lampooning his hunting deficiencies. You were dangerously close to making your 80% liberal readership pleasantly surprised. Now, if you'll excuse, I'm going to wet my bed.
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